Barnyard has male cows that squirt milk. It's actually a big part of the game, and you'll see them do it a ton. Now that this odd tidbit of info is out in the open, we're comfortable continuing. With the current release of Barnyard in theatres, it was no surprise that THQ brought the milk-squirting mayhem of the big screen to home consoles all across the globe. After all, if you're going to confuse kids into thinking male cows have utters (we're going to stay away from this one), you might as well do it on a grandioso scale, right? In fact, Barnyard does just that, delivering the same off-the-wall comedy that keeps the little ADD rascals entertained, and while the presentation, gameplay, story, and replay value is taken directly from the GameCube version for Wii, it's still one of the more decent Wii-makes out there for launch. The game isn't perfect, but anyone that happens to find Barnyard invading their Wii should at least find some rewarding moments to be had, but you'll need to put your GameCube goggles back on, as the Wii version adds very little above and beyond what we saw last summer.
MINIMUM
Windows 98/2000/ME/XP
Pentium III or AMD Athlon 800MHz Processor
256MB RAM
2GB Hard Disk Space
Nvidia TNT2, GeForce 1, 2 or 3, ATI Radeon 7000, 7200, 7500 or 8500, or Matrox G450 Video Card
DirectX Compatible Sound Card
DirectX 9
MAXIMUM
Windows 7/Vista (32 or 64 bit)
Intel i7 Quad Core 2.8Ghz or AMD equivalent
3GB System RAM (High)
30 GB Hard dDisk Space
nVidia GeForce 9800 GTX / ATI Radeon HD4850 Video Card
Direct X 9.0 compatible supporting Dolby Digital Live
DirectX 9.0 - DirectX 11
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